For the record, this was put together by me. I took what our former VC, Ryan Bolduan, had originally put together for this, kept most of the humor, and clarified a few unclear points.
I realized when looking at this that it should be updated since they clarified in the Guide to Organized Play that you must decide which character is getting the credit from a pre-gen BEFORE you start playing, not after. So, here's an updated version of this. now_that_youre_dead....pdf